You know who would probably win the marathon race by a mile Sonic the Hedgehog. Yes everybody’s favorite internet punching bag is still one of the fastest things around and I think we gotta show him some love here. Sure he hasn’t had a very good game in awhile but that doesn’t mean he’s any slower and the fact that he doesn’t even deal with the stamina bar anything he can just run ultra-fast forever kinda makes an unfair competition.
I’m sure there’s at least one person out there asking themselves who would win the equestrian competitions if you’re like me you had to google a question and learn that that’s horse racing shit and I think the person perfect for that competition is none other than Red Dead Redemption is John Marston. I say that because he’s probably got the least crappy horsemechanics in a game you know what stuff like Skyrim and The Witcher the horses being complete message at least John Marston can get around pretty quickly and pretty accurately on a horse not to mention the amount of time he spent on a horse in Red Dead Redemption. I think he takes the cake for the video game characters probably spent the most time on a horse in a game show for that he probably has the most riding experience I mean probably next to Barbie horse adventure but we didn’t want to put that on the list because you guys will get mad.
The person that would win all the Olympic gold medals is Nathan Drake sure he would easily easily when a climbing competition. Climbing isn’t currently in Olympic competition but it will be introduced in the 2020 olympics but seriously he could basically do anything he can fall from far heights, you can run and jump and grab and climb without even breaking a sweat not to mention hanging and climbing for hours on end. The dude has a grip of Steel with incredible endurance any seemingly invincible he can climb like a monkey with no support doesn’t need gloves, no shocking his hands, no harnesses. Nathan drake is a beast and if you think about it he’s just an all-around perfect Olympic athlete where does he find time to do all that training because I feel like when he’s not adventuring he’s kind of just sitting around drinking beer or reading history books but hey maybe just chalk it up to natural ability. Either way we’re getting all our money that Drake would win all the gold.